AMERICA JUST GAVE US ONE HOUR FOR FREE!

While everyone is complaining that it now gets dark before we’ve even figured out what’s for dinner, let’s focus on one tiny detail: America just gave us an entire hour. For free.

No coupon. No subscription. No tip required. So before you complain about the time change, enjoy your 60 free minutes. You’ll have to give them back in March!

Exciting news, the GOOD NIOUZE clock will soon be on your nightstand! Just kidding.

Is the time change GOOD NIOUZE? We investigated.

Sunday morning, something extremely rare happened in America: We got something for free. One hour! No coupon. No membership. No credit card. No “Would you like to leave 20%, 25% or 30%?”

At 2 AM, California quietly moved the clocks back to 1 AM. And just like that, we became 60 minutes richer. For the French living here, this is confusing.

In France, when the government changes something, our first instinct is usually to complain. So naturally, we complained. “It gets dark too early.”

“I’m tired.”

“My kids woke up at 5.”

“My dog wants dinner at 4.”

Okay. The dog has a point.

But here at GOOD NIOUZE, we look at things differently.

You slept one hour longer.

Your Sunday lasted one hour longer.

You had one extra hour to drink coffee, do absolutely nothing and pretend Monday wasn’t coming. Wait a minute, Monday is already over? See...

Whatever... for one glorious day, if you were one hour late… you were actually on time!

That, mes amis, is GOOD NIOUZE.

The bad niouze?

It’s now getting dark at approximately 4:47 PM.

Welcome to winter in Southern California.

Don’t worry... It’s still 72 degrees while Paris requires gloves and a beanie. With that being said... Time changing, GOOD NIOUZE or BAD NIOUZE for you guys?